Russkies in the Sky with Diamonds

On By Sergey ArmeyskovIn Captain Obviov, Conspiracy Theory, Quasi-Colonialism

PCP (Putin's Cunning Plan)
PCP (Putin’s Cunning Plan)

The Russian Colonial Office approves of America’s mental colonization.

We come in peace! We just want your democracy!

Russians everywhere

According to Captain Obviov, Russians colonize America mentally with the help of PCP (short for Putin’s Cunning Plan) – a highly toxic and dangerous hallucinogenic drug invented by the KGB to influence American elections the minds of citizens of Western liberal democracies. Just one hit – and you see Russians everywhere, Putin riding a bear and Dugin’s beard starting to grow from your armpits.

Say nyet to PCP, or better don’t talk to a Russkie drug at all!

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