I Am a Kremlin Troll (Poem)

Kremlin Trolls
Kremlin Trolls

My Western friends, I must confess,

That I am a Kremlin troll.

I turn your brain into a mess

With propaganda droll.

I lie, delude, deceive and fool,

And even when I sleep,

My evil Russian tricking tool

Still turns you into sheep.

But there is a way, you see,

To break the Russian spell –

Just turn on, let’s say, BBC,

And everything is well…

P.S. More than two years of spreading mind altering Russian propaganda are finally paying off. My efforts were recognized. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah… 😎

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