Schizfor:

After Putin’s double reappeared yesterday, the most likely direction of Russian aggression according to Captain Obviov‘s leaked emails is little green men‘s invasion in the heads of people living in the Western countries. It will be followed by occupation and annexation of people’s brains which will be replaced with GLONASS trackers, Rupromacs (Russian propaganda machines, probably of the “Pravdorub” series) and Matryoshka-91 microthermonuclear bombs.